Not to mention having to sit through 15 minutes of straight-up commercials beforehand

“I have a tomato for a head!”

In Oceania, Big Brother watches YOU!

Sunshine is my favorite Zelda.

There are people who buy anything Disney does hook, line and sinker. It won’t.

If it has Song of the South, I’m in

And The Rock screwed himself *in!*

I will mourn the death of “It can be two things,” but I for one welcome our new picture-supporting overlords.

HEY, NORM!

I thought they couldn’t show that on TV anyway.

Can’t wait to see him on this...

Well you have to go through a Blue Period, then a Rose Period before getting into cubism.

WrestleManias too,

“This is bad for GOP leadership because it grants Dems a lot of leverage when this all runs out in December. Leverage that can be used for stuff like permanent DACA relief and healthcare. Which is why it’s good for the country.”

Boy, those are sure some weird names for marijuana strains!

He exists.

“Trust the process”

Man, this remix of the “Batman” TV theme is weird.

To help Him build cities on rock n’ roll?

For that, listen to Frank Zappa’s “Joe’s Garage” album.