Tiiiiiin roof rusted?

Agreed, I can't relate to it in the slightest. My parents weren't like that, my friends weren't like that, I wasn't even much like that (and being Jewish doesn't help).

Somebody tell Frank Sinatra

I'd love to say "They know what they did," but they probably don't.

Down?

As a borderline-Millennial, can I join you this one time?

Not by misspelling "too" you're not! :P

The new Beanie Babies?

Welcome to last week's memes, AV Club.

I prefer "My Oh My"

I guess they were to prog rock what… hm, to borrow from that Punk-o-Rama article today, The Offspring was to punk. Technically in the genre but too embraced by the mainstream to matter to true die-hards.

No, it's the children who are wrong, etc.

You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older
And now you're even older
And now you're even older…

Billy Ray is playing the long game…

I can't get over the warbling "wre-e-e-eck me" and her other vocal shortcomings in that song.

I was waiting for somebody to say that.

Beyonce is the next Diana Ross, breaking out of a girl group to become an all-consuming star.

Unrelated, but thank you for taking "needless $25 vinyl reissues" down a notch.

Amoeba on Sunset?
I'm jealous.

Sheet music then?