Why? Just, why, AV Club?

Just as soon as OJ finds the real killer.

"Tough crowd…"

Too weird to live, too rare to be fossilized.

I'm not sure if she needs it. Everyone knows what she's been through at this point.

I still don't get "Royals." I can't get by that generic-nothing beat.

For a while there she had 0, so this is a win.

Same, buddy.

Max Martin was behind early-Britney too.

I heard "Praying" on the radio last week. It was ok and I admire her ability to come out on the other side of abuse and continue making art, but I don't think I need to hear it again.

Johnny?
Well, like, who's Johnny?

I'll have to Stay Tuned!

But at least you'd get The Price is Right!

Awk-waaaaard…

I'd Buy That, etc. etc.

I've had one of those flat ones since I cut the cord in 2012 or so. I've been telling my peers they can still watch network TV just fine this way, and honestly I don't think the thought has never crossed their minds.

Dude died in the first one, remember?
"Hello boys! I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

I'm Idaho!

What's tough?
Life.
What's life?
A magaziiiiine.
How much does it cost?
It costs 20 cents.
I only got a nickel.
A nickel!

So hard that motherfuckers want to fine them?