…We were merely.

See also: the Presidents of the United States of America.

Mr. Bogus, however…

Pocahontas was the 90s low point & killed their hot streak, but I was not really a fan of Hercules either.

Babies make me angry me often than not.

OMGWTF

but anyone who’s been around today’s youth of late might very likely have seen them cradling a wad of viscous slime, much of which is homemade.

Wollworth's before that.

I'm fortunate that Pittsburgh still has a few.

Please pleas please
Let me, let me, let me, let me
Get what I want this time

He's from Hong Kong, so… yes.

But he has Double Vision

Worst Mega Man bosses ever.

Very superstitious.

I wish I could believe you…

And not even that anymore, now that Ringling and Big Apple Circuses have shut down.
We need to import ours from France now.

The meek shall inherit the earth after all.

Really? Really?

The AV Club
I need dates, man.

Ah, I see.
I've always likened Chrono Trigger to FF3/6's younger brother. Not as serious or moving, but boy does it know have a good time.