"Eight year olds, dude."

In other words, it's going to get worse before it gets better. Thanks.

I'm having a Fuck This Shit kind of day and this shit isn't making me feel any better.

That was cool.
-Chris Farley

She's still not cool.
Hot take.

My girlfriend, Alberta, she lives in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover
[imitation-Bert laugh]

Oh no, I know…

They're not.
But I'm just saying how that applies to most of the drag scene too.

As am ace-spectrum person I was never able to handle the inherit drama of the drag community.

It's provocative. It gets the people going!

In 1999 I saw an off-Broadway "ad-RAP-tation" of "The Comedy of Errors" called, no joke, "The Bomb-itty of Errors."
It was OK.

Great Danes to be exact?

A plague o' both your houses!

Who and who?

Roseanne Baar.

(Check it!)

But what does Chris Farley have to say about this?

"I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack!"

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

I hate both shout-out lists and tweet storms.