Good.

Batman Begins?

Great, now I'm having traumatic flashbacks to learning about Regular Expressions.

I'm just happy it's 3 asterisks instead of 2.

Ugh. It's not about "thinking the right way or using the right words." They're not the Thought Police. There's only the regular police trying to keep order and maintain an environment where everybody can be heard.

Who is that person in the picture and what has he done with Adam Carolla?
Actually never mind, I don't want to know.

That's good!

What? Does he amuse you?

Don't you know? It can be two things.

Night?
Try 4 years.

One of the best parts of most Castlevanias.

So who were the guy with the sword and the woman with magic?
I'm guessing Alucard & Sylpha respectively (see Castlevania III manual)

Over 26 years and 150 episodes…

So… She pretended to love Winn to save her brother and admitted to his face it was all a set-up. But now they're in love for real?
I don't get that, am I missing something?

Listen up, y'all

Also: they're both made-up names (for Gordon Sumner & Paul Hewson respectively)

Well it's certainly better then Spider-Man 6

No, that's Jimmy Fallon.

Yes.

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?