"Gethsemane" is the one that really humanizes Jesus and makes him look like more than just a diva.

Mine is "This Jesus Must Die" followed by "Gethsemane" (see below)

Although, with a presidential scandal underway…

I got to see him live on a tour with the film some years ago.

Not the stage production, but the original double-album rock opera that started it all.
…plus Yvonne Elliman as Mary (who did reprise the role on stage and in the movie)

Semisonic.

As if the original wasn't over the top enough…

I'm Jewish and, having just watched then listened to it for the first time 2 years ago, really like it.

It's the one about an old Argentinian president.

And I thought you were so rugged!
[runs off crying]

SHOW ME YA MOVES!

So do I.

Well it is now thanks to climate change…

Say it with me…

Because they're so full of hot air.

I'd vote for you, Weird Al Yankovic!

No Zods, no masters.

He literally said he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue (where Trump Tower is) and not lose votes.

This is not a great job, Internet!

Bow Wow, wow.