Is it a bad thing that I really can't tell when those example videos switch between current-gen and next-gen? Like, does that speak to how polished the current-gen version is, how little next-gen changes graphically, or how my standards for graphics haven't really changed since 2008?

The Pywackett Barchetta is a car from Daytona USA 2001, and the other variations of the name I've used have just been due to character limits and such. Very few people recognize it, so it makes me quite happy when they do.

I remember at Anime Weekend Atlanta '13, there was a girl in a schoolgirl uniform, and a man insisted she be doing something with this potato he had in the picture. She stood there baffled trying to figure out what to do for a while, and he clarified that it should be a fighting pose. I had suggested to her while…

Reminds me of that one time that someone brought a Kinect into the IT shop and said "Xbox, open disc". Someone else ran into the room and yelled "XBOX DON'T OPEN DISC" and the freakin' thing actually did shut the disc tray. I still don't know how that worked.

I was kinda hoping to finally not have to hear about it on a daily basis once the show ended, but I will say that it does sound like the kind of series that could make a great game, and I do hope fans get the proper experience, and I wish them more luck in getting translation patches than I've had.

So now it's New Super Mario Bros, but at an angle! ...Okay.

As long as it plays more like the classic Crash mode from 3 and Revenge, and not whatever the hell that spinoff was that I don't acknowledge under any other circumstances. It seems like he's got the physics and gameplay style of the former, which I appreciate, but it's got to have that little bit of puzzle element to…

TEKKEN 6

No, you are not.

I never did play ACIII, partially due to disinterest in that but more due to the sheer amount of glitches at the start.

Typically, I wouldn't be too worried, thanks to growing up on early Tomb Raider, but hearing that whaling would be involved in the new AC really is a deal-breaker for me, personally. At least the other targets are blatantly malevolent in the series, but whales are just kind of there, big and floaty. Unless you're…

Yeah, and that kind of begs the question: If you can play it just fine on what you have now, why "upgrade" to play the same exact thing?

It might just be the song selection, but I still find myself sticking with Project DIVA 2nd. You can import the DLC no problem, but not the on-disc songs.

Woah, he graced the PS3 in 1995? Heihachi's a time traveler, too?