Problem Sleuth was not “small”. The sprawling mess of time travel and alternate universe bullshit that Problem Sleuth became by the end definitely predicted the general trajectory towards Homestuck’s sheer... Homestuckness.

Is that Babs’ new suit up top? That’s one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.

See also Spec Ops: The Line for a video game version featuring American soldiers in disaster-struck Dubai. 

The After Hours crew have funded a show on Patreon which is definitely not After Hours, called Off Hours: https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-goal-off-25992500

Cracked has kind of been on life support the last few years.

I’d add that squat racks are also the best way to do incline/decline bench press at gyms that lack a specialised bench for those (only been to one gym that had this and it was glorious), and for some of the crazier/more dangerous bench varieties, like guillotine press.

Do you want dragons who breathe concussive force beams? Because that’s how you get dragons who breathe concussive force beams.

I see what you did there! 

My wife and I bought our bright yellow 595 nearly a year and a half ago, and it still makes us grin like dopey puppies each time we catch a glimpse of it.

HR Owens are a fairly poserish Lamborghini and Maserati dealership in Kensington, so them being involved in an event - and accident - like this doesn’t surprise me.

In the UK, front plates are mandatory for cars and not motorcycles. Of course, this means that a lot of camera systems running Automatic Number Plate Recognition check front plates to measure average speed or permissions to travel in certain lanes... Meaning they have no way to track the bikes doing those things.

When we discuss Bowie, can we not forget to mention that he groomed and molested underage girls? https://jezebel.com/what-should-we-say-about-david-bowie-and-lori-maddox-1754533894

I’m grumpy because too many of those cabbages look like iceberg lettuces. Surely it’s not that hard!

When I was a kid, my mum put undiluted rosemary oil on some open wounds of mine saying that it would “help it heal”. She wanted to use lavender oil but couldn't find any and thought rosemary was "just as good". 

I achieved a bridge, full side split, and full front split for the first time ever - incredibly exciting moments all, especially the front split, which I thought would never happen.

“Instead, the DS’s screen time only included crashing into some bicycles and weaving maniacally through London traffic”

Saw a similar Land Rover testing mule/prototype in Oxford two months ago - apologies for the blurry photo, my wife took it on her phone. 

God damn it, take your star...

Well, when you’re an archer and you get dressed in red, you do it Speedy-ly.

Long time Oxford resident, and I recently checked this out with some of my friends from a traditional kung fu class. Never underestimate the nerdiness of people who do kung fu, especially the traditional stuff.