Alright, I'll do it
Oh verily did the bold Batman
Pounce upon his prey
He tackled evil Bane to the ground
Then sent him on his way
Sing tra-la-dilly-down-lay!

I'd watch Glen Beck: The Musical
As long as it ends with his tragic death onstage.

This might not be a totally satisfying answer, but I think the simple reason is a combination of laziness and saving money. The networks have learned that they can get big ratings just by playing old Christmas movies on repeat, so why create new content?

Addams Family Values.

I've toured Alcatraz twice and yes, it's awesome.

Seaguy is better than both. ;)

I'm going to read the hell out of this book
I loved Pattern Recognition and admired Spook Country (even if I didn't think it was as strong), so I've been eagerly awaiting Gibson's newest. I agree that sometimes his details are more compelling that the overall plots, but i think his meticulous attention to those…

Devastated
Kon was one of my favorite directors. I've seen Perfect Blue and Millennium Actress numerous times and Tokyo Godfathers is one of my favorite holiday movies. :(

Saw an advance screening Tuesday night
and I give it a whole-hearted recommendation. My only real complaint is that the first 45 minutes kind of drag. Once Scott faces the evil exes, the fun really picks up. One surprising omission from Scott's review is the humor. I thought the movie was consistently funny and often…

I have to agree with El Pato on this one. Both Sum 41 and 3 Doors Down are ripe for some Rabin hatage. I'm not going to defend any of the other rock groups, but I have to admit that I like Chevelle. They're a solid group and "Send the Pain Below" is definitely a cut above any of the other rock songs on this…

Oh God, yes! Tommy Wiseau!

What are the odds that Martin will finish writing the series
—before this show (hopefully) reaches its sixth season?

I love Richard Kane Ferguson!

Transmetropolitan is pure gold, especially if you imagine Spider Jerusalem as played by Brad Pitt in full psycho 12 Monkeys/Fight Club mode.

Watched House of the Devil last night
I've seen many, many horror movies and I have to say, that's one of the scariest in recent memory. I found the drawn-out moments of suspense, as the heroine explores the house, excruciatingly creepy. Much more effective than standard shocks.

Glass Nickel baby!
Best pizza in Madison. I usually get Papa John's though because it's pretty good and I'm a cheapskate.

Scheden-droid?

Justin Timber-snake
I always knew there was something off about him.

There's nothing wrong with being proud to be American
I think Leonard hit the nail on the head with this line: "But if I take a minute to think about it, I'd have to admit that almost all the pop culture I love should make me proud to be an American."
Sometimes, I get tired of all of the anti-American hate that's slung…

Can we agree that mega sharks and sharks in Venice are both totally bitchin'?
Having watched both of these movies in the past couple of weeks, I can attest that they're both . . . movies.
I spend way too much time watching the wacky horror movies with funny box art that I find in the hallowed aisles of Blockbuster…