pyroholtz
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pyroholtz

I didn’t see Unimog in there, so I’m not buying it.

That’s like, ALL the cars.

CP just for putting this at the end of the ad:

What in the fuck did I just watch

Wow.  There are no words.

must have just come back from the bathroom, they have one of those Magic Eye posters in there

Looks ok to me.

What’s wrong with the Dodge Caliber design for a car the price of a nice house?

It reminds me of the concept cars that Hyundai and Yugo came out with in the late 90s when they wanted to go upmarket and had no idea how.

Their whole lineup looks weird to me. They need to switch the headlights and turn signals. Having the headlights to the inside gives it a weird “eyes too close” appearance.

And the Urus. And the X7. And the Cullinan. And... and... and...

This is the stuff of serial killers. 

This is simultaneously impressive and thoroughly terrifying. 

The scary thing is they did have someone point out their original vision was ugly, that was the second attempt. The first was this:

Pot, meet kettle.  That Rolls is butt ugly

Probably why the CEO of Rolls threw shade at it, and not being on a bespoke platform and all that.. Apparently in their world that’s a huge diss(?)

million dollar jellybeans 

There is also the passport card which is intended for land crossings to Canada and Mexico but should work as ID on any domestic flight.

wow. In Illinois, it’s birth certificate or passport, social security card or W-2, and 2 proofs of residence. And the dmv’s computer system went down when I tried to go, so that was a fun, hungry day since that hour I waited was my lunch break, and the dmv was already closed 2x more than normal for holidays - and