Input validation is the #1 (see what I did there?) flaw in most software, because programmers are often too lazy, or worse, never trained to think of negative scenarios.

Ugh...people use “%” in filenames? If it were me, I’d just properly format filenames when I downloaded them. Definitely shouldn’t be using symbols in filenames whatsoever.

God luck getting your insurance company to pay out when they find out you selected Mad Max Mode on your way home from a shitty day at the office and weren’t feeling like driving, only to hit that driver next to you.

Petition to name the mode “Rubbin’ is racin’” mode.

NASCAR mode?

No 30mm BRRRRRRRT, no deal.

He hasn’t been with Jalopnik for 4 years. 

If I’m not mistaken, I believe Chris ‘monkey’ Harris has one of the 1Ms and isn’t he a Jalop writer?  Get him to kick in a little for the sake of the community!

We *had* a comparo test between this and a friend’s 1M lined up, but sadly it fell through at the last minute. I do want to make that happen someday, as I am extremely curious.

Maybe if you had 1.5 PSI less in your tires it could have taken the bump. Should have used an analog gauge.

“not looking forward” seems to be your problem....

Well, at least now he’s $50 away from meeting his deductible for 2019.

Why didn’t you turn?

They ruled it an out-of-network provider, probably.

Unfortunately, his health insurance doesn’t cover potholes and he now owes $62,950 for the procedure.

You posted something without a pun?

This! I’d have driven it home, parked it and waited for the dealership to call me when it was “ready”.

Should an adult really need to be told not to take a customer’s car for their own errands?

Surprisingly, $20-22k is what 12-year-old RS4 sedans with six-digit mileage are going for these days apparently...

$20,500? He's Audi his mind!