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“...including a massive 2,300 pound payload max...”

Sounds kinky....or incredibly nerdy, either way I’ll be getting a pair, maybe my wife with be on the same wavelength.

What the hell is going on with your coat David....are my eyes deceiving me or do you actually have two full length zippers?

I agree it’s an R8, but I think the mirror’s the same.  I didn’t see the intake right behind the model....

Now we need to figure out what car this is...my vote: Bentley GTC

Only came to say the led photo is fucking gorgeous....there’s something timeless about an 8 series that’s setup with just the right stance/wheels/exhausted. Bravo!

It would not surprise me if people believed this, hilarious satire for sure, though.

That’s gotta be staged...right?!

Seriously, we need more info...original big block?

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The Dirt Heads did something similar albeit a bit overkill.

#7 goddamn this better happen....I’m so sick of idiots driving without headlights and subsequently taillights.

I certainly don’t pretend to be an expert not even a novice at US road legalisation but from what I can tell boutique brands like Koenigsegg and Pagani haven’t sold each their (older) vehicles here in the states but it’s possible that could be due to dealership laws. At the end of the day whatever the reason, I’m

Don’t forget that Alexa only searches Bing and Google assistant uses...Google, a much better search engine.

Ok, yearly.... Does he have time for that?

BTW Patrick, would love to see more editorial pieces from you.... Maybe something weekly?

That’s cool, I’ve never seen one here out west.

Great job Jalop team, you guys killed it this year! Here’s to looking forward to 2018.