Hard working? Check. Never takes vacations? Check. High stress job? Check.

NERDS!

Bros will be bros.

"At one point in Kurkjian's article, veteran Nationals utilityman Greg Dobbs is talking about how the players that Cadillac home runs should all be put in their place."

They don't say please on Youtube.

That is a magnificent spelling of the word doubt.

Please go fuck yourself.

Would not bang.

I was on my way to your last game, but I got lost and decided to just go hang out at a Dave and Buster's.

You have a very limited view of Churches and Atheism if you distill both down to "clubs." I don't think it's hurt butts that are directing the attention your way; people just enjoy good opportunities to call out idiots, because we're assholes.

But what are you going to use against the black helicopters?

We're coming for your guns!

In all honesty, if it was ever the impossible case I became your step-dad, this would pretty much be the only sane response.

You are so right, which is why your Warrior (or Jim Hellwig, or The Ultimate Warrior, etc.) story is great. Like you said, EVERYONE has bad days and can certainly act like an asshole; most don't do much to correct that though. Or maybe his handler told him he was doing that? Regardless, Warrior (or whatever) went out…

Seriously, what famous person would flip out and then come back and say they were sorry and try to make amends? I'm more impressed with that part than anything else; that shows character and empathy.

Goddamn Injuns'.

Who's cutting the onions?

I agree, I think Rushmore is pretty goddamn amazing, but for whatever reason The Royal Tenenbaums is my favorite.

HarLOLd, amiright Meredith Woerner?