therefore,
year of the cat - pina colada song = baker street
precisely! i think you've got it now.

which one's brett ratner?

what did Anne Frank talk about when she talked about herself?
i guess that's either rhetorical or obvious.

if you buy this, you'll get this added bonus: some of your money will be tithed to the mormon church!  …& "god" knows what they'll spend it on.

Gramp-bo 5: nursing home swagger

i'd pay to see "fat old men chasing [YOUNG HOT] ghosts"

dear MIB/CYA: is this article (&/or this comment) an excerpt from the book, or is it the whole book, or was it written solely for The Onion? It is quite funny, so huzzah & stuff!
PS is this book to dissuade people from thinking you're gay?

calvin's mom on calvin & hobbes
veronica > betty
ginger > mary ann
betty > wilma
thelma on family circus
black haired girl on scooby doo
anybody on petticoat junction (not uncle joe)
i'm too old for this.
hand me that rosie the riveter picture,
i'm headed to the bathroom.

the hemorrhoidinator vs grampbo

hector romano is my favorite boxer

Floyd, you wisely eliminated the following from comment contention as your well though out follow-up to film director, onion-man-murray, wind energy lobbyist & anti-wind energy activist:

can't they just be a karaoke band now?

did you want us to get annoying?

clearly an article is needed whereby each comedian has an analogy to a specific rock musician.
(dave attel is the van morrison of comedy)
(dane cook is the bay city rollers of comedy)
(that Tosh guy is the Peter Tosh of comedy)

sealab 2021 - i thought this was on blu-ray.

by Ron Perlman's brother, I guess.

excellent title.
better than "Despair: A Comedy"
or "Grief: A Musical!"

i hate to say it but those pancakes don't really look so imaginative. If Pee-Wee was standing with his hands held exactly in the manner of the lady next to him, now that could be imaginative.

i prefer just imagining what a movie is like in my mind.

Artfully & perfectly expressed Margot. Your well-considered comments are persuasive (aka right). But, more importantly: now I can feel less guilty "consuming":) Still, the pervasiveness of the couch/TV part of this makes me uncomfortable! But, your words (which I have passively yet passionately consumed:) reassure me…