Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Yeah, but heroin has never been more affordable.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

My aunt lives down the street from him. I’m going to visit for her for Thansgiving. I’ll show him your comments.

Things were looking up for him.

Gwen. I don’t blame you for leaving, but look where you left us :(

I would have been 8/9 when she was nominated for the job and maybe 16 when Bill’s term ended so I wouldn’t have been particularly engaged with what was happening in the world (I was a teenager, and one not living in America so yeah definitely unengaged in US politics among many things).

Folks, when Donald sends his surrogates, he’s not sending his best. He’s not sending you, Jezzies, no way no how. He’s not sending you. He’s sending surrogates that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing avarice and foolishness. They’re bringing stupidity. They’re…

He looks more like a Flowbee kind of guy.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

Something similar happened in my high school, another life time ago. There was a blog where people sent it horrible gossip and commentary on the teachers and students, including a friend who had recently died. My friends and I were ALL trashed in it too, we were called whores even though we were not even hooking up…

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Thank you for posting this. Adams had a lot of good things to say about a lot of topics. This was one of his best.

Gallant is all jimmy hats and a ride home. Goofus is raw doggin and wont call you back. Goofus is the worst, his name is a trigger for everyone of a certain age.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Mr. Trump, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God…