Yeah but on the breathalyzer did he blow a 3-1 lead in the Finals? Didn’t think so.

Being white makes you an expert on everything. Being white is the fucking tits.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

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Hammer. Works every time.

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Im most taken aback that these people are apparently seeing genitals every time they go into a restroom. I’m almOst 40, and excluding gym locker rooms I’ve never seen a dick in a public toilet.

Can you imagine the shit storm if Stockton had agreed to the 1st option, a naked Stockton lying seductively on a giant plate with the following caption:

"Costacos work is anything but original. Hell, I was doing that shit for 20 years before they thought of it."