maybe it’s not a joke at all and this is earnestly the best the men can do without the editorial leadership of the Jezebel women?

I think the point was supposed to be something along the lines of “when we don’t have women, all we have is garbage”. Like, if the site was super relevant and important and insightful today, then it would be “a day without women....and nothing of value was lost”.

In all earnestness, this might be the best work HamNo has ever done. Took me a minute, like all good things should. Well done.

That’s a good kid.

awww yeah thats the good shit

we have to go back to the Island

ooh yeah this is the good shit right here

Two squares for the first wipe (exploratory wipe)

hoisted by his own petard

Of course it was a wedge salad, and creamy blue cheese dressing.

+1

gonna be cryin’ imself to sleep on his giant pilla

BECAUSE HE PUTS AN ADDICTIVE CHEMICAL IN IT THAT MAKES YOU CRAVE IT FORTNIGHTLY, SMARTASS.

all my stars for you

came here for this.

Pretty sure if he backs out of NAFTA without another trade agreement in place, Ford will drive an army of F-150s directly up his ass.

You forgot war. War never changes.

jaylen brown

Can we give Giri a subblog where he just does tennis? I need more of that.

I’m not gonna get any work done today....