Did someone call for EJ?

ALL the stars. They are yours. Take them.

Miss Lindsey has a big ol’ closet full of skeletons and Trump - or someone around Trump - knows ALL about them. That’s why he’s carrying Trump’s water. You’d better believe he’s scared shitless.

Isn’t it?

Diamonds are “meh” to me. I like colored stones. Give me a replica of Eugenie’s ring!

Of course there is. It’s never just one. NEVER. JUST. ONE.

I completely blame Amy for this as well. 

The Fug Girls are treasures.

100000% irrational. I do not know where it comes from.

I just find this so humorous. Why do we feel this way about someone we don’t even know?? Is there something about her appearance that awakens a long-lost trauma? It’s so weird.

I know! 

I finally allowed myself to watch “Arrival” and she was so good.

This is hilarious!

Amy. Fucking. Adams.

Aw, you poor, poor thing! Having to sit next to a fat person on a plane! THE HORROR!

Oh how I love the “fat people are more expensive” argument!

Nope. Stop talking about Kim like she’s your damn POSSESSION. She can speak for herself, she can act for herself, she has agency. This fake machismo “don’t talk about my wife” bullshit needs to die out yesterday.

Beautiful!!

Honestly I can’t believe she was willing to have surgery for those boobs but left her nose like that.

Betsy DeVos sucks and deserves to be mocked ceaselessly for the rest of her goddamn life.