Wait, is the chamber empty or is it full of empty-headed fools? WHICH ONE IS IT???

BINGO! Why do so many white people not get this??? I (a white person) grew up knowing that I don’t say the n-word, whereas my black friends can, because coming from me it carries the weight of hundreds of years of oppression, violence, and murder. That’s just the reality. It’s really not complicated.

So incredibly proud of this young person! That takes guts and determination. You did good, Torin!

I need you to know that I am desperately in love with that most beautiful and cutest of dogs!

Damn. She’s my age and she’s popping out a kid? There is NO. FUCKING. WAY. I would have a baby right now if I could. Too old and tired to raise another one. But hey Brigitte, wish you all the best!

Their cookies are crack to me. It’s disgraceful how often I go there just for the damn cookie.

Insane that I had to read this far down the comments before someone mentioned this ambrosial drink of the gods.

See, this is solid logic. I can’t imagine why everyone else doesn’t get it!

#notallhippies

Don’t even need an armchair for that.

Why does this not have ten zillion more stars????

Moe’s all day every day.

Meatwine is super gross. But I would def go to a restaurant named for this guy:

ALL OF THIS.

I love football. Love love love love. LIVE for football season. Cry when the Super Bowl ends because it means no more football. I was brought up in a football family; raised my own kids in football...you get the picture.

Sending you all the love and good wishes for your pregnancy from the U.S.!

Huge massive hissy fit. Still pissed off that the Black guy was elected TWICE. White Euro-American men know their time at the top is ending and they are not going to go quietly. And damn if they aren’t going to make us all pay before they’re eclipsed. It just sucks.

Wow, I never knew that movie was based on a novel - I always thought it was a real event. Never too old to learn something new, right?

MY FIRST AND ONLY THOUGHT.

Is he actually wearing a goddamn diamond pinky ring?? Jesus. I knew he was a shit stain of gigantic proportions, but that just takes the cake.