Just ordered one that says Asshat that'll teach those thieves.

Get your gum flap on with the jawbone nerd dongle.

First balloon aliens over New York, now this. Screw it, I'm going to costco.

Now That's a POV money-shot.

Good to hear that the battery lasts 8 years, I wonder how well it recycles. Are these things sustainable?

Ok, so if the earths axis changes... the iron will be mad?

@icelight:

OK, so tell me what they're going to do about facetime? Naughty bit recognition with automated blurring?

@rev02: Whatever man, When I got my iPhone 2g I tried to type "naughty" and it corrected me with "ni*ger". It could have had something to do with Pwnage Tool though.

@mrm: Heart click, from my duck to you.

@Reavyn: Dude, let the people on the ground deal with the logistics and enjoy yourself! The only thing you should have to worry about is the er, docking procedure.

Well, did they get smaller and smaller, and slowly move away? Or did they simply disappear? Was there an enormous flash of light followed by a laser emitted from the UFO that caused buildings it touched to spontaneously explode? That's usually how I identify aliens.

@BoscoH: I'm on the pre-order list for Viagra's 69 Day Extended Shaft Special Edition.

@BoscoH: I'm on the pre-order list for Viagra's 69 Day Extended Shaft Special Edition.

-miners stuck *oh dear that's not good.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: Just be careful what you say in front of the telescreen.

So, is this good news for lab animals?

Huh?

@fastactingrelief: Or were we talking about newts. I feel I would be woefully inadequate at pleasuring a newt under any circumstance.

@blyan-reloaded: You're right, it's neuropsychopharmacology.