So... If a thousand monkeys type out Shakespeare, and no one cares to read it... didst it really happen?

"pumping 480 metric tons of seawater per minute"

@jedimaster:

@hawkeye18: You mean other than the population of Gizmodo??

Reminds me of the Kanzius Machine. To bad that guy died. I wonder what happened to that research, it seemed very promising.

@Lizard_King: You are the man.

@Lizard_King: Oh man, that is the greatest idea ever. Are these things hard to find?

#trollbait

Favorite hot sauce names?

So, that is maybe why we have yet to find other habitable planets? They are tucked "behind" other space phenomena?

@Timmy: Farmvilleociraptor

I always read "prix" as pricks.

Worker: What the fuck do we do about this?

I found this article really interesting. Lots of info on buying cars, and the different kinds of dealerships. Kind of a long read, but worth it.

Hey look eh, a neat new think called Netflix!

@FritzLaurel: Any photo lab will offer low res scans for less than $5 a roll. They just pull em while running the film through the machine for corrections.

I usually need to sit down while doing math anyway.

@tomsomething: I do like that this device allows its users to quantify the amount of pain.

"The total energy stored is about...*looks around thinking* 300 Megajoules. *right off the cuff* that's like an aircraft carrier moving at 11 knots."

Hmm.. maybe instead of shooting at random household objects, he should try to measure the muzzle velocity.