Kid 1:

I think that Jalopnik should post an amateur video how to. I'm getting really tired of watching videos of cool things happening where the person with the camera completely misses peak action.

@FriarNurgle: Yes! This would be epic in an arcade.

One vote for really dirty, and.. does crack have magnetic properties?

The bears were supposed to have lasers mounted to their foreheads, but the grow op guys forgot to put them on that day. They were doing their job aiming at the cops, but no laser beams! It was a very humiliating day for the bears.

I prefer wormwood to wood worms.

I brought one of these into my performance review at work. My boss was laughing uncontrollably when I kept interupting him with it.

If "wallpaper" magazine can commission a decent looking foldable bike, then why can't a recognized bike manufacturer "commission" their own so I can buy one affordably?

@kirby822: Holly shit that thing is rad. It would be great if they weighed down the front end so it dives back in... probably get more air on a second or third jump.

@ps61318: Don't worry about it, it wouldn't have been funny anyway...

Interesting concept; He's got his hat on straight, but is tilting the camera sideways... this could catch on.

@soldstatic: I also remember hearing that the weight of them was causing structural problems in older homes.

@gemcosta: I don't even really see who this applies to. If you are old enough to drive, then you should be past the use of any parental controls.

The beginning of this reminded me of The Ocarina of Time.

@EvanSei: This is really interesting. After all, if it is determined that this is human intelligence after a period of time, then what would be the purpose of our biology?

Where's the Soylent Green dispenser?

"Maybe they'll finally wisen up, or go extinct, next year."

They must have been smoking some BC pot when they came up with this.

@doug27: There is no tin foil hat in existence large enough to shield us from the Orwellian possibilities our society is creating. These are humble beginnings.

"we'll never know"