Wow, Johnny Deep’s really doing his best to make sure anyone who might have missed the prior emails and memos know he’s an insufferable asshole.

Only this asshole would go to Afghanistan on Thanksgiving only to tell the troops he’s making a deal with the Taliban. Yeah, just what troops wanna hear on Thanksgiving is this draft dodging ass crack blabbering about a fuckin’ deal as he gets his fat ass back on a plane to make it home to one of his properties in…

I wonder what he was saying at the moment the top pic was taken? Because the side-eye WTF expressions on many of them is just priceless.

“Deal” is one of the words I hate hearing since he became president, it just makes everything his administration does sound cheap, like a shitty gameshow. 

The Donald looks extra shiny and greasy today.

I felt like I was having a stroke reading “when [she] left her position as White House press secretary six months ago” -- has 2019 spanned the entire decade? How was that only 6 months ago?? Also, she’s trash, please stop voting for people who claim God told them to run.  No he didn’t.   

How odd, Jesus told me she was supposed to STFU and GFTO.

You didn’t know that Tony Bennett paints?? He is an amazing Renassance Man, a virtuosic artist.

I am so exhausted by the Kardashian’s. There is nothing original, nothing stylish about them. They take designer clothes (and I do not count Kanye’s prison line as designer clothes) and make them slutty. That’s it.

And people wonder why everybody hates middle American rednecks.

JFC she looks like the evil matron in a Tim Burton movie.

Agreed. Plus, him dying would make him some kind of crazy, right-wing martyr for eternity.

I don’t want him to keel over and die. I want him to live through the shame of an impeachment and be exposed for the fraudulent idiot that he is. Lock him up!

Does anyone else think that maybe he tells stories the way he does with quoting conversations so that he can remind us that people call him sir and convince us that Melania calls him darling? He so badly wants everyone to believe that he is worthy of respect and admiration that he will take any opportunity to make…

One person one vote. That is the only valid argument. If 5 states really are enough to determine the election, then those states deserve it because they represent half the country. It’s better than the current system, in which 5 “swing states,” which don’t even represent half of the population, determine the…

He’s certainly full of something.

I hope the stress of the impeachment trial causes him to start screaming obscenities and incomprehensible almost-but-not-quite words at the nearest camera until his handlers drag him off to his safe space.

I try to be a good human being...but fuck this fat piece of shit. I hope he dies slowly and painfully. Don’t give a shit if that makes me a bad person, I accept any criticism that comes along with that take. And that goes not just for him but for people like him as well, Bitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham and Mike…

I don’t know if Trump can Hulk out. Its probably more like opening a can of biscuits.

Here’s to all those late night hamberdurs catching up to him!