I don’t make money, but lose a fortune for the honor of.serving and doing a great job as your President (including accepting Zero salary!)

I’ve been hoping the Slot would cover this one all week, but alas, I’m dropping it here because it’s big.

The DM is no doubt excoriating MM for what she’s wearing with one of those hateful hit-jobs they do on her every day.  Usually by fabricating shit out of thin air.  The commenters are fucking vile as well.  

For real, someone get Megs a sling or a bjorn or something... 15ish lbs is a lot to carry around after you’ve just given birth to 10 of it.

Love gazpacho!

I read about this on Fast Company, and it broke my heart a little bit. I lived in NYC when the internet was in its earliest days, so TV was still a big source for local news and weather, and in NYC, that was NY1. Roma Torre and the other NY1 anchors were part of my daily ritual every day, so much so that I immediately…

Our July 4th Salute to America at the Lincoln Memorial is looking to be really big. It will be the show of a lifetime!

USA! USA! USA!

Look at you, with your “empirical facts” and “evidence based” comments. What are you, a communist?

Honestly, “I hope he’s dead” was the first thing that crossed my mind. I have *never* thought that about anyone before, but this goddamn asshole and his whole administration got me there.

Fingers crrrooOOOSsssssseeed! Please please please please please please let your first thought be correct.

 Hope springs eternal. 

Seriously, are we supposed to believe this jackass is throwing around words like “indemnify” and “conspicuously”

Trumptweets

This is an underrated insult.

Sadly, for the Trumps, Guidelines and Laws seem to blur into one big document that’s entitled, when they read it, “Stuff That Doesn’t Apply to Us.”

5 U.S.C. § 3110, prohibits a federal official from appointing any “relative” of the official to any agency or department over which the official exercises authority or control. In Trump’s case- the entire government. That’s why Ivanka and Jared are not employees. They’re “advisors” whatever the fuck that is, but they…

“Bon, la petite sotte veut jouer à la diplomate, voyons si elle peut s’exprimer dans la langue de la diplomatie...”

Being an upper crust Brit, I bet May speaks passable French and the other three are francophone. That whole conversation should have just shifted over as soon as someone noticed blondie sidling up.

what a fuckin' dial tone