The wildest part of all this to me is that you *know* Trump DGAF about abortion and has prooooobably paid for one or two in his life. He’s only riding this train because that’s what his base wants.

Seriously, wash your hands and use your fingers aka your hand forks.

this is Butterz

abortion is a method of family planning

Of course you can read their faces. Look at this and tell me that isn't a happy girl. 

My cat’s face is not fucked up. It is very handsome.

An excuse to post cat pictures? My sister insists that my cat always looks like she’s plotting something. Mostly I think it is just her face markings.

I have 4 cats and they all have beautiful faces. Especially my sweet girl, Momma Kat. She also has awesome satellite ears  

Not all cats do this, but many also express emotions vocally. One of our cats has about six different meows that we seem to have worked out into a fairly clear means of communication. I pretty much know whether she means “hello,” “feed me,” “brush me/pay attention to me,” “leave me alone,” and “I’m content but need to…

My cat’s face is fucked up, but that’s because of an allergy we have trouble controlling, poor guy.

Dotard eats salad?

Also good for throwing at your cat when she will not stop scratching at the closet door at 3 AM.

Also good for throwing at your cat when she will not stop scratching at the closet door at 3 AM.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

I mean, for what he pays, I’m sure their contract requires her to put up with some of his pawing. 

Seeing the Trumps getting all kissipoo at a Thanksgiving table would make me lose my cranberry sauce.

I’d put his long friendship with Amy Sedaris as another solid point in his favor.

“Andrew McCabe gave absolutely no evidence of any threat to substantiate his ABSURD claim.” @LouDobbs

They’re one of my favorite examples of how meaningless royal titles have become (see also any of the Grimaldis of Monaco; Andrew & Fergie, Infanta Cristina, etc.) In spite of this, I clearly enjoy following Europe’s trust fund brats and their grifting lesser siblings.

If you need a lifelong politician nearing his eighties to be the only one to fulfill your “revolution”, then your revolution is already dead. The point is to create a sustained ladder of leadership. The fact that Bernie Sanders, who has accomplished very little in nearly 40 years in politics until he became the…