Absolutely no snark here, however no thank you. There are so many other fabulous, intelligent, younger candidates, who espouse most of Bernie’s hot button issues, but without the hubris and egotism that he is the ONLY one who can save us all. He is only interested in being a democrat when it suits his needs. We, as a…

Staaahp with the septuagenarian presidential candidates. Why the hell can’t they choose and mentor someone wko’s closer to the age of an actual CEO in this country?

Hannity?

:(

because he wants too. 

Also he’s 77. He would be 78 by the time he’s sworn in. Trump at 72 is the oldest president we’ve ever had, and I’d rather that trend die with him. 

Hard pass.

OH MY GOD WHY

Nope.

Oh god no. I love Bernie, wanted him to get on the ballot the first time around, but give it up, dude! He is too divisive to gamble on, and there’s so much more at stake this time around, now that we have an inkling of just how bad things can get. We need a candidate who can win over the Midwest, and people are too…

I’m just too exhausted to deal with this shit any more.

GUYS! Using the constitution is now UNCONSTITUTIONAL and an attack on the constitution.

Alan, what exactly is that the 25th Amendment to?

The Gallup Poll just announced that 69% of our great citizens expect their finances to improve next year,

Kim should just botox her whole face. She wouldn’t get wrinkles and maybe she wouldn’t be able to talk. Bonus for us! Win-win.

Barf Bag is the absolute best descriptor for this post. I was initially thing Shit Sack or Clown Car, but to be honest, both those things are too good for the news found in here. Shit can at least be used as fertilizer, and clown cars are just benignly silly.

How have I never seen this before?! This is brilliant and horrible.

Okay, you’re probably joking about wanting discussion about renaming this Ennui Bag, but just in case not....I vote no. While trump’s brainless shtick is indeed boring as fuck, everything about him and his administration still makes me want to barf, so Barf Bag is very appropriate.

RE: Donald’s El Paso tweet:

Beautiful evening in El Paso, Texas last night. God Bless the USA!