I hate that you made me scroll up and look at it.

The image of the White House framed by enormous piles of garbage is as apt a metaphor as any to explain the last three years or so.

It’s almost as if EVERYTHING president dumb ass says is complete and utter pig shit.

On top of everything else, he is truly just a deeply, deeply stupid person.

Also, if “Much of the wall has already been renovated and built” why is he still asking for money?

I mean we can debate for a long time about whether funding the mujahideen in Afghanistan was the right call, but...to endorse the Soviet invasion? I didn’t realize Trump’s remit from Putin involved retconning all past Soviet actions.

Up next, Trump discusses the Katyn massacre:  “Good people on both sides of the mass…

Jesus Christ, at least type out an all-staff email. This just smacks of ‘hmmm, finished packing, finished spending all the money I could get my mitts on, I’m forgetting something...’ out-of-office memo.

She should tell her father to lift the global gag rule that prevents women in developing countries from getting access to birth control.  Because nothing says female empowerment more than not being able to control how many kids you have, right?

“It has been a high hoagie to serve the Presidul and the Ammmumm Joseph as @ satan secretag. We hum reitare am publum lards ‘lmm the honobob ad anjgnal ob te poople ; severed poble amms, and stool mmmm he hold halga agoon to on onagg needs. God Dless Ammumm ad thee wb delad hops.”

Someone should call up the writers of…

This is about as ironic as Melania’s cyber bullying initiative.

Among my most treasured fantasies is living long enough to see her driven out of Washington in disgrace and going “home” to New York only to find that the only people who want anything to do with her are the redneck losers who buy her shitty products, people with whom she has never wanted to associate.

I feel empowered to tell Ivanka Trump to fuck right off.

That’s a pretty good resolution. Let’s hope it happens!

Tiffany Haddish has never been funny. She’s always exhibited wild, exaggerated antics, but has never told any jokes that, like Katt Williams has said, can sustain an audience for a single hour. She has sporadic one-liners, but no sustaining “joke narratives.” She wasn’t funny in her recurring role on “The Carmichael…

“Donald Trump lied more than 7,600 times in 2018”

He’s extra derangedly-cranky because he had to cancel his ~3 week Florida vacation (at his own property, on the taxpayers dime) due to the results of his own temper tantrum.

Amen. I would give anything to spend just one evening with my mom. Cheers, fellow orphan!

Just to be sure, the Big Orange Baby just stated that he knows more and is better at Military than a highly decorated 4-Star General.

you’re likely going to stay in, order dinner and binge on Netflix until you wake up in a new year, almost certainly asleep before midnight. Alone. That sounds sad. You were in until the “alone” bit, right?

My parents have been dead for many years and I would love to have just five minutes with them.  When I was younger, I found them annoying.  I feel differently now.