The Cardi B/Offset drama is about as scripted as an episode of Real Housewives. Can we just ignore them for a bit? Please?

I didn’t think it went much lower than the Kardashian bullshit but I was clearly wrong - so much Jezebel love for nasty Cardi and her antics - never going to read another post with Cardi attached to it.

“Feel the market. Don’t go with meaningless numbers”

More unlikely is she married him in the first place. I could never quite believe that.

He put in a solid 2 hours this morning, the foundation stuff came out during his 9 hour nap time. I’m sure we’ll see something on that in the morning.

Probably be the most entertaining show in decades. Bring on the trainwreck!

And she is infinitely cooler that Burt Reynolds, who was always smarmy and gross.

I hope her and Garry and Carrie Fisher (who I’d always heard was Penny’s best friend) are all having a big party together in the great beyond.

Today, there will be allowances for crying in baseball.

Fuck. And yet Dick Cheney still lives.

“Come on now, is this really necessary?”

No tributes to Oribe anywhere on here?  He's the goddamned architect of big hair.

I’m glad #1 is the Chipmunks and not Paul McCartney. That Christmas song of his could be used for torture.

What they say about the eyes being the window to the soul.

Nice that he used the “creepy vampire” stencil.  Totally on-brand.

I believe that’s known as the Goebbels-eye:

The fact that this man believes his genes are superior is proof that his beliefs are bullshit. If you thought going on TV looking like that was a good idea, you are not inherently smarter than anybody.

Lookin like this at 33 is what he gets for being a racist piece of shit : )

Is this the first time someone has recaptured the speaker’s gavel? So delicious that Trump must now negotiate with a woman if he wants to pass anything. Even more delicious that it is one who is prepared to take none of his shit.