Dear idiots: As much as I’d appreciate my Protest Check, I’m perfectly fine to protest for free.  I don’t need to be paid to hate you, I will do that just fine my damn self. I’ll even spend my own money to protest you. Sincerely, fuck the patriarchy. And twice again on Tuesdays.

Fixed that for you.

There also has to be tips of the hat to John Waters.  This is screaming a Divine homage to me. 

Watch and share. You’ll like it.

I know he’s a complete fucking moron, but how can you actually include all of these “thoughts” in a single tweet and think you have something to send out to the world?

From CNN, today. Not a hot take at all, anyone who actually pays attention to politics will tell you that turtle faced ratfucker is the worst thing to happen to this republic since the 1850s

The paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks - in other words, they weren’t paid! Screamers in Congress, and outside, were far too obvious - less professional than anticipated by those paying (or not paying) the bills!

i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him…

Barack Obama: America’s last president.

Expect variations on Little Edie.

Someone's bound to dress as a boy/girl scout, aren't they?

Democrats everywhere need to fucking grow a pair. The shit we’re fighting for benefits EVERYONE. Living wages. Medicare for all. Affordable (or preferably free) Higher Education. Criminal Justice reform. Fuck playing nice, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY let’s get this shit done

To be fair, she might have had a microphone yanked away by somebody, but who can say if it was really that guy?

I didn’t necessarily want her to punch him in the face, but I absolutely want her to punch him in the face.

OMFG LINDSAY GRAHAM SHUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP! 

“Every day, our police officers race into darkened allies”

Trump deserves to be shamed in any way possible. You aren’t going to shame him by telling him it’s wrong to lock babies in cages, or that it’s wrong to steal, lie, cheat, or say Mexicans are rapists, or to say black people live in sh*****s. However, you can shame him by pointing out he isn’t good in bed, he isn’t…

Fuck Orin Hatch. No really--since sexual assault isn't a big deal, I hope someone holds him down and rams him with a dick until he bleeds. Then he'll have the chance to grow up, get over it, and never speak of it again. I'm sure he won't want to ruin some good man's life.

Orrin Hatch is a walking argument for term limits.