We desperately need the Celebrity Death Match to come back. 

I lost it when she said she knows a con when she sees it. 

I remember dusty rose as being a little deeper with a touch of violet-gray. This millennial pink is just plain ole pale pink. Very pale, wishy-washy pink. Good riddance. No one should wear it. Not even babies.

Blonde and pale here. Fuchsia or Schiaparelli-style shocking pink work. 

I’m kinda worried about the translators’ well-being since they’re the only ones who know what was really said at that meeting. Witnesses.

The Man who Came to Dinner was on TCM tonight!

I felt sorry that the Queen felt she had to honor this engagement. He’s such a boorish oaf. He couldn’t even button his jacket. Do you think he even knows how to hold a teacup? He probably asked for a Coke.

She’s always wearing things that squash her bewbs. Yesterday’s Roland Mouret dress was yet another example. 

Same.

Also, this hand-holding bit is over-the-top, given her record of contempt for him.

I think her 4-hour “kidney” operation was probably tummy tuck and a tightening of that whole region. A face lift would’ve been too obvious. Chances are they went in around the kidney region, hence the “truthiness” of the claim and why it took so damn long.

Thank you. They are indeed a great comfort. My current kitteh pal (not named Pyewacket, but she is my Jez avatar) got me through some trying times in life as did her predecessor.

She probably thinks the wide, cinching belts look sexy. Her clothes are always too tight across the bust. Maybe Donnie Two Scoops likes that look. Ugh. She could (god forbid) go up a size or wear a better bra. She really does look like a high-priced call girl.

Wouldn’t surprise me.

The Burberry is fine, that weird tablecloth/portrait cover looking skirt with the red top is hideous.

I feel sick.

I become enraged when I see a photo of It hugging the flag with that shit-eating grin on his bloated orange face!

I have watched ICE liberate towns from the grasp of MS-13 & clean out the toughest of situations

“Eradicating”? Really? That’s dangerous word to use. 

I was hoping for an Asia or Eureka win.