You just gave me an idea. I think I need to get a voodoo doll.

Ah! Now I’ve got it. This dress looks like something Imelda Marcos would have worn. I knew it reminded me of something.

She’s faking it.

One of the ugliest dresses ever. There’s nothing good about it and it doesn’t even fit her properly. Look at where the dart is and where her bosom is.

I remember that, but don’t you think he’s too proud to step down for his own “health issues”? His ego wouldn’t allow it. At the time I posted that I could possibly imagine him stepping aside for someone’s else’s health. Like for his youngest son’s sake. That would make him the noble, sacrificing father.

I doubt we’ll get a truthful report on his physical as much as I’d love to see one.

I think we can be pretty sure he didn’t listen to a word of that sermon.

Pin up girl FLOTUS*. Ugh.

I thought maybe it was the Orange Menace trying to divert and smear.

A friend (not in CA) told me that there are posters up in L.A. of Meryl that say “She knew”. I don’t know whether or not she knew, but has anyone in L.A. seen these posters?

My mother was a teacher. She would have loved this song! Thanks.

I’ve been wondering what he does at official dinners when he’s thirsty. Has he been holding his glass like this on his international trips with world leaders?

Looks like something straight out of the Roman Empire circa Nero. Or the Third Reich.

That thing is the size of a menu. Once again somebody’s trying to do some compensating.

I hope so cuz these are all fugly.

Resigning for his own health reasons would indicate that he’s weak. Resigning for someone else’s health reasons might show him to be a caring human being. (Ha!) Barron might have to take the fall. Cue the base: “Oh, he’s such a wonderful father!”

“The only thing I’d say is to honor his wishes and blame only Satan.”

Why should anybody listen to what Moby has to say? Isn’t he a scientologist?

And here we go! Team Moore is already talking about counting absentee ballots and recounting a close race before final certification. So according to them it’s not over. Fuck ‘em.

This is the only Trump Time cover I want to see.