No one should be going to the Maldives anyway:

And a dead mammal every ten yards.

So...how do you feel about Fallout 76 having no offline mode/single player option? I’m bloody livid.

I’m a huge fan of the EU ‘sense of humour’. Unfortunately for me I live in the UK and I am going to have my EU citizenship stolen. You’ll notice our disgraceful PM has done nothing to try to bring Trump to heel, it’s all been on the other world leaders. Embarrasssing to be British.

I wish she would.

Think of the money we will all save by not going to see the films made by or featuring these arseholes, and their complicit turd friends.

basic standards of human decency

I’m imagining children, short on money but long on time: remember how we would spend hours just reading toy catalogues for all the things we would never have? That’s the main problem, that the people most likely to see the hateful content are those most likely to be influenced by it.

Yog-Sothoth is a deity who respects the acquisition and use of knowledge. It would find her...unsatisfying...

Exposing people’s poor behaviour online is not bullying. If you don’t want to be associated with a particular behaviour, don’t behave that way.

Holy shit. That’s horrifying. Pity and revulsion are jockeying for position in my consciousness.

Roseanne is a prime example of the old maxim that one cannot buy class. She represents the epitome of vulgarity.

Yes. Yes it is. But it is also the tool of having legal say over each other in case of medical issues when incapacited, simplifying inheritance problems, and in our case, a tax rebate.

I’m getting married on the 20th. Yes, it’s a Wednesday, unfortunately the solstice on the 21st. was not available and this was the nearest we could get. I always thought getting married in May was supposed to be unlucky and that’s why everyone gets married in June? Something like not getting married in green because…

Because Northern Irish politics on the Unionist side is full of bigots.

Not eternity - we don’t want them stinking up eternity. Let them fuck off into history.

May you have a happy pearl anniversary. I’ve been married three times and am about to embark on number four, so I am somewhat in awe of your steadfastness. Congratulations in advance!

2 years, 2 years, 2 years, 5 years, 3 years, 1 year, 1 year, 10 years, 2 years, 8 years and counting :)

http://www.college-of-arms.gov.uk/services/granting-arms

If you cannot take it away, it’s not yours. So, land is not yours, but topsoil or mineral deposits which are recoverable, are. Your (owned) house is yours, because you could take it apart, brick by brick, take it somewhere else and rebuild it (or not). But the land it stands on is not yours, you merely have some order…