This one!!

Yeah, their pictures always ooze love, it makes me all mooshy seeing them.

Whoa. You weren’t kidding. She looks like an actual human with emotions in those.

He looks like a toddler at his own birthday party, which nobody wanted to come to but their mums made them.

People payed that much to be there and they still don’t want to sit by him

I just did a Google image search for “Michelle and Barack” and they look happy and awesome in each photo that came up. I couldn’t even pick just one to use here, all of them were so great. Then I got sad because I miss them.

Just another gig for personal enrichment.

What the ever loving fuck is Melania wearing? It looks like a table cloth.

another solution: dont buy Apple products that dont work even though it’s the 10th generation.

Two ways to go with it I think:

*Reads title*

OMG YES. WTF were they thinking? Chasing cattle with strange objects (nets) and hovering helicopters is about the dumbest thing they could do. They couldn’t get a single person on the phone who had any cattle experience? Or even googled “how to catch escaped livestock”:  

If the cops really wanted to catch this bull quickly, they would have employed a steak out.

She’s “bad” because she got caught exploiting racist stereotypes and acting like a fair-weather white feminist. I mean, yeah, she gets to “laugh all the way to the bank” because in our racist society we easily recategorize this behavior as good business, but no matter how good her bangers, if you care about…

I like that you brought up Adele, even though I didn’t mention her but sure lets compare the two. They both sing about relationships and exes and Adele manages to sound more mature with each album release (and has actually taken the blame for some failed relationships). I’m not against taylor making money and…

It is weird that her persona seems to be stuck at 15 or 17. I am 30 and when I run into people my age that still like her songs especially newer stuff, it is a big red flag for me. She makes music for a certain type of person, those people I do not trust and I do not care to be around. Yes, her friends are fake,…

Counter-point: She lied, got caught and is now acting like a petulant teenager over it because she sucks.

I’ll never forget my dad’s best friend, who ran a record store, showing us the latest CDs. We saw Alicia Keys, and picked it up because “Fallin’” had just started getting play. He came over and said “straight garbage” and threw it in the trash.