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While this is a Hoover “SteamVac” it is not a _STEAM_ Vacuum, it’s more of a “well we’ll flush you with hot water and shampoo” vac.

While this is a Hoover “SteamVac” it is not a _STEAM_ Vacuum, it’s more of a “well we’ll flush you with hot water

I would like to provide another friendly reminder to everyone here that major brands pulling their ads off Youtube are not a violation of any YouTubers’ free speech. This is because only the government is prevented from restricting free speech. To say that businesses are violating the free speech of bigots by pulling

No, passing on a double yellow is being an asshole. Swerving to intimidate and kill is [attempted (edit)] murder. Asshole is much lower on the scale.

Trump’s hair is a toupee made from asbestos fibers. A blowtorch would have no effect on it.

I read the whole (unredacted) interview. I know we all know this, but...I just can’t believe this clown is POTUS.

Are you President, Ellie? No. No, you are not.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

It’s a mature reading of the situation that relies on nuance to make its point.

Chemtrails! Proof the New World Order is omnipresent!

But you sadly have mommy issues.

But they don’t have a former reality TV star running the country.

I assume it’s something more along the lines of “CEO’s have an important role in an organization, but are not worth 200x the average employees salary”.

We don’t need an ideal world, just a better one than what we have now. I imagine part of that involves restricting the pay of smarmy, gladhanding assholes who provide, what? Leadership, I guess.

Yeah, it’s too bad they never made any sequels.

What the — I nearly slapped my ex for grabbing my breasts at the dinner table, and he was just messing around. There are some things you don't do in front of the kids. Period.

"In one scene, the family is eating dinner at the kitchen table when Jeff grabs his wife, pulls down her shirt, and latches on—while moaning with pleasure."