“this person is currently the head of state of the country with this red maple lead on its flag.”

Side note: The Seattle market has been blessed with terrific radio announcers over the years who can paint a picture in your head without driving you crazy. Bob Rondeau is one, along with Pete Gross, Bob Blackburn, Dave Neihaus, Kevin Calabro, Arlo White, and Bob Robertson.

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

Sorry about the leg, Chris. Keep it elevated.

I’m mostly offended at the idea of drinking beer out of a straw.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Sloane, Madison, Venus, CoCo... this semifinal has been a boon to those of us who like it when people have names that make it seem like we’re living in a fever dream about a clique of tennis playing mean girls out to rule their country club for one last summer before they go away to college.

Because I disdain vinegar based sauces and condiments, I eat my hot dog plain and I will fight anyone who judges me for it.

“I stand corrected” - said the man in orthopedic shoes.

big idiot’s beef

I say this as a Sens fan, but it would probably be outranked by Anaheim v Ottawa in 2007. Hopefully we avoid that again this year.

Come on Preds, win the next 2. Carrie Underwood believes in you probably and I assume Dolly does too. #doit4dolly #cup4carrie

So [Watercraft] [Watercraft] was too on-the-nose for you, but [Protein] [Protein] wasn’t? Fuck you.

Sounds like Admiral Jazzy Pants is just thinking about himself instead of what’s good for the company.

anything 2UNDR - amazing

anything 2UNDR - amazing

“How can I ever face all the other dead sharks?”

The only hangers I will ever use... Joy’s Huggable Hangers: https://www.hsn.com/products/huggable-hangers-65pc-essential-closet-set/10073337 

The only hangers I will ever use... Joy’s Huggable Hangers: https://www.hsn.com/products/huggable-hangers-65pc-essen…

It’s not just about ads. Simsubs often harm the quality of the broadcast in other ways (including quality reduction, missing content because of badly-implemented attempts at censoring U.S. promos on live broadcasts), not to mention that they basically are an admission by broadcasters that they are too lazy to produce…

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…