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+1 for “cromulent”

Can anyone hear/read the word “thrice” and not immediately think of Monty Burns’ batting instructions?

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

Talk about Dildo on the field

Is this sports?

Those rooster pics warm my soul. This guy is ok in my bok bok . . . book.

Hassel was the best man in my wedding and kicked my ass in fantasy last weekend. He said nothing leading up to the matchup or during, only Tuesday morning when the matchup was final did he finally muster “suck it.” Nobody deserves this more than him, and it made my day to send this link to him with “suck it.” Thank…

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…

Ohhhh, SNAP +1

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Loch Mess

It says a lot that, for just a second, I believed there was a bizarre murder in Hope Solo’s family that I’d forgotten about.

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

Dear Deadspin, please do a story about how Letang got knocked unconscious and was allowed to return to the game. Thats not cool and I’m a Pens fan.

CASEY