Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

You embiggened that comment.

+1 for “cromulent”

Can anyone hear/read the word “thrice” and not immediately think of Monty Burns’ batting instructions?

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

Talk about Dildo on the field

Is this sports?

Those rooster pics warm my soul. This guy is ok in my bok bok . . . book.

Hassel was the best man in my wedding and kicked my ass in fantasy last weekend. He said nothing leading up to the matchup or during, only Tuesday morning when the matchup was final did he finally muster “suck it.” Nobody deserves this more than him, and it made my day to send this link to him with “suck it.” Thank…

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…

Ohhhh, SNAP +1

I’m not being sarcastic at all when I say that this is quality journalism. What is possibly being accomplished by acting like an abrasive dickhead to some faceless brand’s social media manager? I think it’s an interesting story: twitter catches people so instantly that they don’t have time to collect themselves.…

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Loch Mess

It says a lot that, for just a second, I believed there was a bizarre murder in Hope Solo’s family that I’d forgotten about.