It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

Dear Deadspin, please do a story about how Letang got knocked unconscious and was allowed to return to the game. Thats not cool and I’m a Pens fan.

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we SHOULD pay for overhead compartment space. It’s checked baggage we shouldn’t have to pay for. Carry-on bags make boarding and departing torturous. If one of these damn airlines would just do away with checked bag fees, and add carry-on bag fees, boarding would be infinitely more pleasant and faster.

The second pavilion shot is the greatest to me. It’s so quiet, then they all raise their arms in that silence, then explode when it goes in. Perfectly synchronized, yet completely unplanned.

Coaches should be stored in clear, glass tubes filled with mysterious light blue liquid. They should be completely nude except for a breathing mask for breathing and a voice amplifier for shouting. The coach tube tanks could be wheeled around by teens, tots, toddlers, and other child-like creatures belonging to team…

“I’D LIKE TO ADD YOU TO MY PROFESSIONAL NETWORK ON LINKEDIN”

GOT TIP OF PENIS CAUGHT IN A HARD SUNGLASS CASE

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

A few years ago, in my part of the world, this was being done at Best Buy, with iPads being replaced with clay slabs. After being caught they were found to have a machine to re wrap them. It’s big business not unlike making credit cards.

Ahem, it’s not “Ottawa Redblacks”; it’s “Ottawa REDBLACKS”. The all-caps is part of the name, and the team is quite touchy about it.

CASEY

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”