It’s the Arizona Cardinals , she’s still not a coach on a football team.

“I’d like to finally issue a retraction for my comments last week. Football is not as much of a thinking man’s game as I had previously thought. I mean, if a woman can do it, clearly I need to reassess my understanding of the sport.”

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

Temperature is just one more thing that the patriarchy controls. This is not about conditioning the air; it’s about conditioning the oppressed classes to accept the cheapest, most convenient, and easiest air that the ruling classes can provide. It is a result of capitalism: An effort to monetize the human condition…

Jesus. 77°F is 25°C. That is nuts. It’s one thing to be working in an office that doesn’t have air conditioning, so it occasionally gets that warm on summer days, but quite another to aim for it. I’m a girl, and that is TOO HOT. Are the rest of you secretly lizard people? You are. I knew it.

Hi! Overweight dude here. I’m a big guy... 6’2”, 225 lbs...

Okay, this all made some form of sense until the temps were mentioned. 68 is a warm house to me. 7fucking7??? That's fucking hot! I guess I'm not as cold a person as I thought.

Anthony Bourdain is also kind of insufferable, too, though. He’s getting too old for his own shtick.

I have been looking at the reviews and reading the articles, and I have decided that I will not purchase this book. This is hard for me because I typically purchase ALL THE BOOKS. But this is some complete bullshit that I cannot deal with. Poor Harper Lee. Her sister was the only soul who cared for her, and now she is…

And if you don’t choose to work 7 days a week, as is your right, then you only have yourself to blame for your squalid living conditions!”

Health insurance =/= health care

Having read these types of articles before, if you’re just an asshole who refuses to tip because “hurr durr, fuck this system” don’t even bother trying to explain your shitty rationale that just ends up hurting people in the service industry. Having been in it at a younger stage of my life it’s not as easy as you…

Oh no! How will they survive the coming Retro Wars?! So what if they suck at old games? Like ya’ll didn’t use the Konami code. I know you did. Don’t front like you hard when I know you gamesharking the second you friend’s leave the room.

BLATTER FEELS PRESSURE, RELIEVES HIMSELF

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

Yeah.. i dont even need to see the trailer/announcement/ gameplay...