Do gaffes even matter anymore? Trump makes 1,659 a day, and in general, no one seems to give a shit.

Because this needs to be repeated, particularly for the Berners:

Oh, they’re out, trust me.

There’s also Baraboo, WI, which has a circus museum as well, and was a circus town back in the day.

My biggest problem with Heart of Darkness is the almost complete lack of paragraph breaks that make it hard to read. I seem to remember paragraphs stretching across 4-5 pages in my copy.

Does that include the other people killed in that crash, you sick piece of shit?

It was foggy AF where I live, a couple miles south of the mountains and just east of Pasadena. I couldn’t even see the mountains all day yesterday. I can only imagine how bad it was up NW of here where they crashed.

Question - if you had a peanut allergy, and Mr. Peanut was wearing his gloves, could he finger-fuck you without triggering a reaction?

“theft by unlawful taking”

Taika Waititi is half Maori, so there’s that I guess?

Open floor plans are in no way functional. Every open floor plan I’ve lived in featured a kitchen designed by someone who orders out all the time, otherwise there would be things like “counter space” and “enough storage for kitchen stuff” and “a fucking pantry to store my food.”

He only barely lost, which ought to tell you something about Kentuckians. #gladigotthefuckoutofthere

As sports-talkers during the games will remind you, repeatedly, Ryan Fitzgerald went to Harvard.

As do I. Keep fighting the good fight.

“You cannot educate iron ore into gold.” - Mark Twain

#notallwhitepeople

Wait, isn’t unacceptable collateral damage what splits up the Avengers and lets Thanos win? Isn’t this type of thing a big plot point of Watchmen? And they say superhero movies aren’t relevant.

Because most people don’t know what the Russian flag looks like?

PASSION II - VENGEANCE OF THE CHRIST

Florida was also going down that road. That’s three enormous football programs and several respectable second-tier ones. I really think the NCAA fears schools from these states passing these laws abandoning it and forming their own collegiate league. If Floriday went that way, that’s a lot of $$$$ the NCAA misses out…