For work, I had to drive from Pasadena to El Segundo (~75 minutes each way before traffic gets to rough) for a client meeting, only to get there and find out I couldn’t sit in on it because a security clearance was required at the last minute. I wonder what would have happened if I had bum rushed the door where they…

If women’s brains are pancakes, am I still sapiosexual, or do I just want pancakes?

But when the taxman coooooooome to the door

Fun fact! Jacobins in revolutionary France literally invented (and embraced) the word “terrorism.” Great pedigree to have there.

Hypothetical question:

No! You must have proper opinions formed within 1 nanosecond of birth, and they must never change for any reason whatsoever! Those who reflect and incorporate new information shall be punished!

You weren’t born with this knowledge like I was? HOW DARE YOU. I SHALL BURN YOUR CITIES AND SALT YOUR FIELDS. DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!

I’d take a few Twitter bots to automatically slam anything posted by anyone associated with Jacobin.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Why is this not gray?

Carlos Martinez needs a strong talking-to about not blowing fucking saves in the postseason.

There’s always Nietschze’s argument, basically that if Christians really did adhere to all of their beliefs, they would have been exterminated centuries ago. Thus, Christianity is nothing more than religious wallpaper for whatever terrible shit you want to do anyway.

Feel free to go jump out of the next flight you’re on without a parachute, peckerwood.

GameSpy was the shit - I used to read game reviews there all the time.

“the opening is too small”

Six deputies came into Quinnetta Manning’s home without cause, handcuffed her boyfriend and threatened to put him in jail unless she made up a statement about her neighbor’s boyfriend.

What would the Nietzschean perspective be? That rules are being enforced by the weak (owners) upon the strong (players) as a form of control that the weak have not earned?

The New York Times will be quick to weigh in with a couple of Geocities blogs last updated in 2002 talking about leftist revolution and run a dozen thinkpieces on how Both Sides Are Really The Same.

Will no one rid me of these troublesome whistleblowers?

Also, the “People’s Progressive Army” would require liberals to, you know, own guns.