Yeah...you have a sliver along the coast between SF and LA, then those two metro areas...the rest of the state is mobile homes squatting on BLM land in the desert, armed to the teeth.

But the Very Smart Sports Talkers tell me that defense wins championships!

They won’t run directly on paying college players. The NCAA will generate a dozen astroturf organizations that will be concerned with “higher education reform” and disingenuous arguments about funding. Or they’ll bad-faith it from the left by arguing how it’s sexist that primarily male football and basketball players…

I think it’s fun how vapers will talk about how disgusting cigarette smoke is while blowing their who-knows-what Juul smoke in your face and everyone within a 25 foot radius.

Shit like this makes me want to start arming myself. 

LOL if you’re trying to cram at midnight right before an organic chemistry final, you’re fucked anyway.

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That’s basically what Goldwater and a couple of other Republican senators did to Nixon.

Also, impeachment is not a criminal trial, and does not have the same standard of evidence. 

What about white chili with crabmeat and cilantro?

I always get a straw so I can stab the eyes out of people who attempt to speak to me like motherfucker I’m here to get drunk and hate on humanity quit trying to engage me about life and shit.

Just act like you’re jacking it, people will leave you alone. And if not, and you’re open minded, you may have plans for the night!

I was the kind of asshole who thought Fat Tuesday in Cancun was the coolest place in the world

I’m not going to pretend to stand on principle here. Vaping is incredibly annoying and the people who do it seem to think they can puff their clouds of who-the-fuck-knows-what anywhere they like because it’s not a cigarette. Thanks, asshole, I wanted to smell like grape/stale smoke the rest of the day.

Nah, it’s going to be “doesn’t have a racist bone in his body.”

The story of that Australian guy is fascinating and tragic, but also seems to highlight what a white ally should be (Note, I am white, and this may be a stupid opinion, drag away). I think Smith and Carlos were even pallbearers at his funeral.

I would also point out that Nevada has a majority-woman legislature.

I was going to say this. I watched both games he blew this weekend, hoping that the Cardinals would make him pay for that stupid fucking stance he does on the mound.

So, I just found out last week when this all happened that this motherfucker WASN’T in jail already.

“We win or someone cheated!” - the new Sanders 2020 slogan.