Please don’t get a dog if you feel this way.

You could equally be describing life with toddlers as life with pets.

Why dogs like to lick your face...

It’s funny — I love it with one of my dogs and hate it with the other. The first one does it rarely (most of the time he just likes to press his nose to mine for a brief moment), only when we’re snuggling in bed and he’s got his head next to mine and is feeling super affectionate. And he does it very slowly and…

Meh, young children come home from preschool/day care literally COVERED in viruses and bacteria that have a much higher chance of making you sick than anything you might get from your dog. Sharing your life and home with other beings entails inherent risk... I assume most people who choose to do so believe the many…

Here’s an idea: don’t be a pussy and love your dog.

I know I should care but I just don’t. I love my dog kisses too much

Your dog apparently doesn’t have ready access to copious amounts of rabbit poop. That stuff is like Skittles to a dog.

This is a better explanation of one of the MANY reasons why you shouldn’t let your dog eat their own feces. Especially if you as a dog owner are at the point where its stated so matter of factly as “yeah I mean dogs eat their own poop, that’s normal”. It’s not. That’s a totally avoidable and manageable issue.