Impressive, but it’s not the biggest shit I’ve ever seen anyone take during Jeopardy!...

Contestant: [watches video above]

You mean “jabronois.”

With three guys blocking each gutter?

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Update: 4th goal.

The Walden of the Puck? You mean the Thoreau of the...Toe Drag. I dunno. I wanted alliteration there.

Naw

“Are you proud of your carving? This is... not the toilet of your home.”

Great post. Please don’t mind if I add:

This joke fucking sucks.

Real talk: those posts got 2,000+ likes....What in the actual fuck?!

This is all the more heartbreaking because, damn, look at his posts. He’s basically begging somebody, anybody, to come and stop him, tell him they love him, whatever. His heart clearly wasn’t into it. He just hit a wall. I know what that’s about.

Are we sure he doesn’t just live inside a gun?

It took over 6 months but finally, Jeb got even.

“Per our request, TBS will suspend Pedro Martinez for the duration of the playoffs. Racism directed towards Native Americans is something that we here at Major League Baseball have zero tolerance for. Hey, wait, why are you guys laughing? No, seriously. Yeah, okay, except that. And that. Sure but this....no...shut up…

Pedro is apparently very upset that he gave that remark and wishes he could just take it back.

Well, the headline... but you’re right.

That’s really disgusting. Like, having-a-bright-red-faced-caricature-on-your-hat-and-sleeve disgusting.