Oddly, the capris didn’t offend me nearly as much as Margot Robbie’s Ralph Lauren Woman wardrobe instead of anything looking properly Victorian. But now that you mention it, Tarzan REALLY should have been in a loin cloth!

I unironically love this pedantic comment.

The thing that bothers me is that her preferred pronunciation is not correct in German. It would be if it were spelled Streissand or Streißand, but it’s not, and I haven’t seen any indication of a change at Ellis Island or anything like that. Her grandparents were from a section of modern Poland that was part of the…

Calling out a guy for ‘looking gay’ has now become fashionable (again?) at jezebel. Hooray!

is he gay? without Gawker, i have no idea who is gay and who is not gay. my life’s compass is thrown askew. who will take up this mantle? No Gawker 2016: I Just Want To Know Who’s Gay Or Not

They need to make a big screen version of Spartacus, the explicit Starz version. It would make a billion kazillion dollars.

The moral of the story here is, don't let your kids hang out with Lochte at the Olympics.

No he’s not being fined. He’s being extorted. A fine is imposed pursuant to a legitimate statute, is reasonably related to the crime, and has a limit imposed by statute that is, again, related to the damage caused by the crime. You don’t impose a “fine” of $10,000 for the misdemeanor crime of causing a few hundred…

What gets me is that presumably the Brazilian government was making such a big deal out of this because of the negative press, and then they basically shake this swimmer down for a donation. “How dare you lie and say that you were robbed by cops in our fair city?! Now, give us $11,000 and you can be on your way.”

At least in Brazil the government’s extortion is explicit.

Okay within the swimming community perhaps an additional medal adds more fame. That isn’t the fame I was speaking of and that isn’t the same fame that got him a reality show, or the same fame that kept him in the pop culture Rolodex for over a year following 2012 . Yes yes yes he is an Olympic legend over his career…

It’s not a joke to lie about getting robbed at gunpoint by cops. You think that if Russian swimmers pulled that stunt in New York people would just chuckle?

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

It seems like one of the problems that might exist with this re-production, is the simple fact that as we move (slowly, yes - but we’re moving) towards a more progressively inclusive culture (or at least chunks of our culture are moving in that direction), the vibe of giddy transgression that gave the original RHPS…

Yet another remake of a movie that was specifically the product of a certain time and place that looks like it’ll be lackluster at best.

I’m impressed. I never thought they’d manage to make a version that would make me wish my local high school would cover the Glee cover of the same song instead.

Come on, Rachel. At the end of the day, whether people like it or not, most societies still consider marriage, children, etc, as the things you’re supposed to say are the most important in your life.

Good. Superbowl performers don’t get paid. I wouldn’t put on a free show for a shady miserable corporation worth billions either. Wish more people would stop supporting their bullshit.

Why are college-age couples so fucking insufferable?

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.