Oh yeah. She had big plans from what I gather. Was gearing up to make a new push in her career, had films planned. Was considering doing a book. She had been warming up to reuniting with DiMaggio. She had a meeting planned for a new shoot with Playboy. Personally, professionally, and even down to house plants this…

Muscle memory.

Hey, no one can say they did Nazi this coming from her.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

I love this. Funny even in death.

Mercenaries. You mean mercenaries.

Truly, who could be more credible than one of these jack-off private contractors to the military? They are such a credit to the shitty companies they work for... I mean to our country!

I’m beginning to suspect that Hiddleswift is an endorsement deal that became self-aware.

I think he was just poking fun at the 140 character limit on Twitter, which makes difficult to finish a full, deep thought on a serious matter...

I think he might've been joking?

Meanwhile, everyone left is all like:

This is the single greatest gif I’ve ever seen.

Didn’t CH get his jollies in a massage parlour waaaaaay before HiddleSwift started?

Why do I know this? What is wrong with me?

I think the “me” is Tom Hiddleston. The song is written from his point of view, because Calvin Harris is such an inspired auteur

I prefer HiddleSwift. Talvinston sounds like a city in Texas.

Clearly they do I haven’t seen so many articles about her in a while

Agreed! I totally don’t see the chemistry and the “yeah, they are totally fucking” vibe so many seem to see! Tom looks either bored, in pain, or desperately overacts “happiness”, whereas Taylor has always appeared somewhat asexual to me anyway - well, except when she is with Karlie Kloss, obvs.

Yep. That’s one publicist without his finger on the pulse. Don’t hire him, celebs!

““““Actress””””