I know! You can even cross the street wherever you want without getting arrested.

That’s all too understandable. I’ve reached the stage where I’m my own date for that show, concert, exhibition, etc., I probably wouldn’t be talking to anyone anyway - surprising though, how often you can bump into people that way and how many people do what I do, there’s never a lack of opportunity for conversation…

I don’t go to weddings; I’m honest - I say they bore me, because they do, like children I’m not related to. But send a nice card or letter wishing them well in recognition of the event, as you’d hope they’d do for you. Of modest resources, but classy.

Or a Robin Hood figure; perspective is everything.

You missed very little.

Just accept that there will be times that you can’t have what you want and you may have to drop (possibly all of your), friends and expectations along the way temporarily because you can’t afford them at that stage in your life. As you move around building your life and career there will be many goodbyes anyway and…

The reason Mick Hucknall of Simply Red cut off his dreads was because actress Martine “Love Actually” McCutcheon vomited into them and he couldn’t get the smell out.

You can come out now.

I know; it’s all about their process and pratice beacause art is academic or it’s just craft or folklore. Cash in his pockets, time on her hands...

Well he does appear to be reflecting seriously on the matter so I’ll credit him with some restraint and intelligence.

I’m now wondering if one could technically arms-length baptise most of South Asia during the Monsoon merely by wishing it so? Where does it end?

Why am I secretly charmed by that?

It doesn’t matter what they do, there are state laws all around the world which hold paedophiles to account. Every accusation should be investigated, every perpetrator and enabler prosecuted and if that extends to the Bishop of Rome and the institutions he serves, may he never feel free to leave the Vatican as long as…

Well, when they’re munching away I hope you tell them that you hope they enjoyed the Challah you nearly died making, because you’ve earned that right!

Are you in a Challah-free zone? If so, props. I’m sure they appreciated the effort but next time, fake the love, they’ll never know. Forgive me, I was raised by a woman who would look at you with incredulity if you even suggested she bake a cake “that’s what bakeries are for!”

You’d think so, yes. Second largest consumer after China. Wow.

Just go to bed and buy some in the morning.

there’s some corner of a foreign field

It does have an HR dept; word of mouth, and they didn’t hire this man again after a decent return on the movie (someone clever on this post found the figures), not once, he’s done nothing since but a small UK project with largely unknowns, which speaks volumes about where the problem lay on that shoot. He was never…

How would he know a proper film actor if he met one? He’s not a proper film director.