I know! Our girl's growing up... She looks lovely, all elegant and businesslike and giving us Whitney in 1990. I wonder if she inspired NM to keep her coat on?

No. I find him ploddingly pedestrian and very obvious.

I agree, a base rate of twenty percent is how the people who "belong there" behave. If the staff are pleasant, responsive, discretely efficient and attentive in their service, then reward the value of those professional skills (because at the higher end, they really are professionals), accordingly. Don't just splash…

They should bring back the variety show in some new incarnation which doesn't involve a baying mob.

…and of course she threw water in that child's face and her bouncers were arrested for beating up that kid... Many of those women are indeed singing legends but they seem to be astonishingly petty, vindictive and spiteful characters. Got2BeReal was a documentary.

I don't think she needs the cash or exposure.

As the saying goes, "An honest man is never conned".

Zoe Saldana. That is all.

It looked like some peculiar mating ritual, where frantic twitching and head-tossing chorines compete to woo Supermodels and are eventually eaten by them once they've expended all their shobiz pizzazz as an offering. How was that ever credible?

Well she was never more present than by her absence, so she wins anyway.

She hits a lot of the notes, she doesn't hold them all, but really; who cares and who knew?

True, they, and others, are real tributes to the talent of both their surgeons and the luck of the genetic draw; they look great - that's how it should be done.

Nice though the undergraduate tone has been, it would indeed be good to see a little more grown up stuff again.

The hidden hands were the first thing I noticed after the photoshop - she's great looking; show her as she is.

They come in a handy travel size too.

You are my comment Valentine.

Absolutely, TV is where the creativity has gone.

Does it not then follow that domestic chocolate production in the US reflects local tastes for inhumane torture, in breach of all that is decent or palatable?

Kraft foods have imposed US standards on UK production. First they came for the Creme Eggs...

The future is even more ghastly than this suggests. Several UK chocolate producers are now owned by various US owners and they have been ordered to downgrade local UK chocolate production to US quality - this has already been noticed locally. Soon there will be no difference between domestic and imported Hershey…