How many times do you have to tell people to wear a fucking helmet???

I will not watch this GIF on a loop and laugh

laughed hard at "We're not generic henchmen"

There's actually a bunch of pretty interesting things going on here.

I think you mean that WE are absolutely right. :) Individual glory makes the battle get gory. Just ask the French knights at Crécy who slaughtered their own mercenary crossbowmen and then charged to their doom. Oh wait, we can't ask them! Oops. ;)

You mean a "full tank of Gasol"! Amiright?!

The great thing about horse racing is that everybody has a different view, and when you pick wrong, it's easy to forget, but when you get one right, you can talk about it forever.

Durant is the MVP, OKC is the #2 seed, and this is the 1st rd. No way is Durant going to avoid criticism if they lose rightly or wrongly especially with him not playing up to par.

In these times of 24/7 sports tv, talk radio, and internet someone is going to get the blame. Is it right? Maybe not. Is it fair? That's debatable too. But if LeBron's team got put out of the playoffs in the 1st round he would be MURDERED in the media. So why is this not fair for the 2nd best player in the game? It's…

It's Byng. The award is not named after Chandler from "Friends".

Yeah, I was probably a prisoner of the moment there. I have a lot of respect for Columbus as does most of Pittsburgh at this point. The team doesn't quit and be careful what you wish for in the first round match up. Your crowd gave me goosebumps at the final horn. See you in the future, CBJ.

I am glad your fans finally got a fun playoff series to cheer about - hopefully it will grow the sport here in central Ohio. I live here, play hockey here, and am a STH, so more hockey would be great.

Correct me if I'm wrong but i think the "greatest hockey player in the universe" didnt even have a shot on goal in this game.

I know you're desperate to get cheered after being booed by your hometown crowd Sidney, but this is a little excessive.

Don't forget this classic alt-history moment. (skip to the 1:50 mark)

Bloody mess doesn't begin to describe the outcome of Operation Downfall. It would have come close to doubling the US death toll in WW2 and probably doubled the Japanese death toll in WW2. The assumption on both sides was that the Japanese wanted to raise the butcher's bill so high that the Allies would negotiate…

Agreed.

No lie, my mom kept this comic strip in her wallet while I was a kid, because this is exactly the kind of smart-ass response I'd give.

Dilbert handled this question pretty well, too.