How many times do you have to tell people to wear a fucking helmet???

I will not watch this GIF on a loop and laugh

You mean a "full tank of Gasol"! Amiright?!

The great thing about horse racing is that everybody has a different view, and when you pick wrong, it's easy to forget, but when you get one right, you can talk about it forever.

Durant is the MVP, OKC is the #2 seed, and this is the 1st rd. No way is Durant going to avoid criticism if they lose rightly or wrongly especially with him not playing up to par.

The more the mainstream media (finally) dares to publish, the more it seems that they are almost as much at fault as the 29 other owners.

In these times of 24/7 sports tv, talk radio, and internet someone is going to get the blame. Is it right? Maybe not. Is it fair? That's debatable too. But if LeBron's team got put out of the playoffs in the 1st round he would be MURDERED in the media. So why is this not fair for the 2nd best player in the game? It's…

In To Thin Hair

Any idea when we'll see the Deadspin post about Shaq taking a picture mocking/bullying a fan with ectodermal dysplasias? Or are we just ignoring that one now because we still need multiple posts per day about Donald Sterling?

This sounds like a microcosm of how every business man (especially those involved in sports) becomes successful. See: George Steinbrenner, Vince Mcmahon, Jerry Jones

No, because they aren't really a trap team right now. Learn what the trap is before you go accusing teams of being a trap team. It's something that happens in the neutral zone, and the Avs could barely get out of their own end into the neutral zone. And in fact Avs were playing the 1-3-1 trap more than the Wild…

It's Byng. The award is not named after Chandler from "Friends".

Yeah, I was probably a prisoner of the moment there. I have a lot of respect for Columbus as does most of Pittsburgh at this point. The team doesn't quit and be careful what you wish for in the first round match up. Your crowd gave me goosebumps at the final horn. See you in the future, CBJ.

I am glad your fans finally got a fun playoff series to cheer about - hopefully it will grow the sport here in central Ohio. I live here, play hockey here, and am a STH, so more hockey would be great.

Correct me if I'm wrong but i think the "greatest hockey player in the universe" didnt even have a shot on goal in this game.

I know you're desperate to get cheered after being booed by your hometown crowd Sidney, but this is a little excessive.

When his coach tells him, "Hitner, get ready to go to war!", there's going to be a lot of awkward looks around the locker room

There goes my plan to open up a strip club in San Francisco called Pole Land.

Reports in SF are that fans are already in a fuhrer over the name change.